Muffliato

Sounds like some people I know.

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
Via Truth or Truth



katkillerqueen:

emilymariegoesrawr:

reticent-voice:

askk!

do it pleeeease.

please?

(Source: wasteywhiskey)



intheendeverythingwillbeokay:

new favorite quote

(Source: jessicaclark)


LIONEL YOU BREAK MY HEART

ohwhatsthematterwithmelove:

MARSHALL YOU BREAK MY OTHER HEART.

WHY DID THIS SHOW STOP BEING A COMEDY??? Now it’s just creepy and sad.

Ehhh. Only two more episodes left :/

Via Summer, Highland Falls

feaathers:

i know we’ll be just fine, when we learn to love the ride.


Via open up yer chest to me & i will build a house.

That awkward moment when someone acts like you don’t exist after you go down on them. Yeah. Fuck you.



(Source: procaine)



sleepyjean:

MARSHALL: You guys don’t get it, okay? None of you do. My dad was my hero, and he was my teacher, and he was my best friend. He always came through for me and now he’s just gone. What am I left with? Thanks a lot, God! Thank you! You took my father! The greatest man that I have ever known and you whipped him off this Earth way too young. And he’ll never get to meet our kids, Lily. But we got this voicemail. Thank you so much for the voicemail! It’s a great comfort ‘cause whenever I’m starting to feel lonely or sad or, you know what, maybe a little bit cheated, at least I’ve got the sound of his pocket to console me! How is this fair? You got, like, an entire human life and it just ends for no reason, and what are we left with? 

How I Met Your Mother 6.14 - Last Words



(Source: friendswithshadows)





(Source: ohhsex)


no pants = no problem

(Source: calif0rniaqueen)

Via THE.JACK.ATTACK

(Source: sporadic--platypus)



(Source: warcrass)


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